Close-up of a black and white logo with ornate, Gothic-style text reading 'Chloe Petty'.


Following three sell-out shows, Petts (Live at the Apollo, Have I Got News for You) returns to the Fringe and she's delving where she's never delved before: this is a show about sex. The problem is that she blushes every time she says that word. From Page 3 to the not-niche-at-all phenomena of vagina dentatum

“a rock-solid hour of crowd-pleasing stand-up … Petts makes it look effortless.”
★★★★
The Telegraph

“world-class stand-up skills… drenched in laughs and warmth. We must never take Chloe Petts for granted.” ★★★★
The Scotsman

“A player of the match performance throughout… stellar show”
★★★★
Scottish Daily Express

Live

2026 Tour Dates

January

02 Jan- 17 Jan London Soho Theatre

23 Jan Norwich Playhouse

24 Jan Bath Rondo Theatre

25 Jan Bristol Old Vic

28 Jan Cambridge Junction

February

01 Feb Brighton Komedia

31 Jan Canterbury The Marlowe

04 Feb Leicester The Y Theatre

05 Feb Oxford The Glee Club

07 Feb Reading South Street Arts Centre

11 Feb Birmingham The Glee Club

13 Feb York Theatre@41

14 Feb Pocklington Arts Centre

15 Feb Leeds City Varieties Music Hall

19 Feb Exeter Phoenix

21 Feb Liverpool Royal Court Theatre

22 Feb Salford Lowry

24 Feb Cardiff The Glee Club

26 Feb Colchester Arts Centre

27 Feb Nottingham Canalhouse

March

28 Feb Northampton Royal & Derngate

01 March Coventry Warwick Arts Centre

03 March Newcastle The Stand

04 March Edinburgh The Stand

05 March Glasgow The Stand

06 March Belfast Limelight

08 March Dublin The Workman’s

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Press

  • The Scotsman

    ★★★★
    “Petts, who is one of the most accomplished stand-ups working in the UK today, spins comedy gold out… Chloe Petts is one of those people who makes comedy look easy.”

  • Evening Standard

    ★★★★
    “If you like wit with a playful, sardonic streak look no further.”

  • The Times

    ★★★★
    "Petts has always had a front-foot stage presence… she holds her audience with inventive authority throughout."

  • Chortle

    ★★★★
    "Petts is thriving as a front-foot stand-up."

  • Fest

    ★★★★
    "Petts really is a consummate stand-up, making it look easy with how comfortable she seems on stage… an absolute belter from Petts."

  • The List

    ★★★★
    "Whip-sharp comedy smarts… by the end of the hour, every single person sitting in the hot and humid darkness is fully on her side."

  • Entertainment Now

    ★★★★★
    "Chloe Petts demonstrates that stand up is her calling in life – masterfully keeping the audience under her comedic spell throughout her impressive and hilarious hour… Thoroughly recommended and tremendously funny."

  • Edinburgh Festivals Magazine

    ★★★★
    "Chloe is an exceptional comedian, set for stardom."

  • Broadway Baby

    ★★★★★
    "We are truly lucky to have the charm, the imagination and the unquenchable wit of Chloe Petts… a comedic triumph."